We both like to think We’re both on the brink Of cool and cutting edge This years’ watersheds We both got art degrees From the best Academies And so we We both were taught What is real And what is not They say matrimony Is just patriarchy Raping matriarchy Cumming all over sweet anarchy Until one night at Union Pool We were just friends of friends of friends of friends But then we finally met And talked and kissed And it was bliss And that Was the start Of something old in me Wanting something Old to be Something borrowed Something blue Spend my life taking care of you Let’s be Old fashioned Let’s see what happens Let’s be old fashioned Let’s see what happens If you get a gown And I get a tux We head downtown With fifty bucks All of our crew And justice of the peace Just to see us sign ‘I do.” And ride off on our bikes Dragging cans and string. We’ll get a little Room at the Jersey shore And do it like we’ve never Done it before So Let’s be Old fashioned Let’s see what happens If you get a gown And I get a tux We get a little church For a thousand bucks Invite all our friend and relatives Just to see us Be old fashioned After Sunday brunch Watching you undress I know what I have to do Cash in my street cred Pawn off my uber cool And spend the rest of my life Watching you get more beautiful

Your figure’s Foul play And I can’t Look away Your blind’s are up Your panties down And you’re dancing And touching yourself The only thing that makes sense Is that you want an audience Worshiping your cherry lips Worshiping your landing strip Every night I’m in the bushes Watching you like pay per view I know I’m weird A five foot beard I know I should be locked away But when I kneel down to pray I see you there in lingerie And I find myself Just thinking of Just dreaming of Just dreaming of The way you move The way you stand Your bright blue eyes Your bikini tan The way old movies make you cry It’s just so perfect I could fly The way you tie your hair in beads The way you dance out of too tight jeans Your private tattoo of a beating heart And the other one of a shooting star You’re an exhibitionist And I’m an inhibitionist You need me and I need you And together we are complete I’ll be with you Through winter snow And thunder storms And neighborhood watches Relapses and collapses Laughter and disasters No one can hurt you I’m watching over you No one can hurt you I’m watching over you No one can hurt you I’m watching over you Watching over you Watching over you Watching over you If only I were braver I could be your savior I'd take you out to dinner Sometime this next winter And maybe it’d be a great first date The kind that kind of feels set up by fate We’d talk about what we’ve wanted All the ways we’re haunted And maybe you'd come to love me And soon we’ve have a baby And one day I would tell you How I came to know you How I used to watch you Was how I came to know you How I used to watch you Was how I came to love you Love you Love you

Thought I was unique Looked it up Found a new antique Thought I’d said it first Looked it up It was on a shirt Thought I was a brand new man Looked it up I was last year’s band Seems my groupies are all grandmothers And the Gods we thought were right Were slaughtered in a pillow fight And the fights that brought us light We slaughtered in a pillow fight And all the roads we used to take Our underneath a golf course lake And I don’t know why I should even get dressed I’ll should just lay right here in my feather bed And looks at MILFs with DILFs until my Dick is red What what do you sing When you know it’s all just mimicry What what do you write When you know it’s all just plagiary Where where do you stand When you know it’s all just second hand But I can’t kill myself And I can’t live in hell So I’ll live like I’m a movie star I’ll fly like a movie star I’ll love like a movie star I’ll fuck like a movie star I’ll play like a movie star I’ll crash like a movie star I’ll die like a movie star Back den in a nameless bar Found drowned in a bath of blood Off the cliff in a classic car Head shattered on the hood Overdosed on wine and food Zen lust got strangled nude Summer fun before the fall A thousand girls at your funeral You just bought the American dream A mansion with a court and stream Got the job, the trophy wife The drugged up kids for an A+ life But try not to think too much That everything is not enough And I don’t know why I should even get dressed I’ll should just lay right here in my feather bed And looks at MILFs with DILFs until my Dick is red Who who do you love When you know it’s all just chemical Who who do you love When you know it’s all just spectacle Who who do you love Seven billion is too many of us But I can’t kill myself And I can’t live in hell So I’ll live like I’m a movie star I’ll fly like a movie star I’ll love like a movie star I’ll fuck like a movie star I’ll play like a movie star I’ll crash like a movie star I’ll die like a movie star I’ll die like a movie star I’ll die like a movie star I’ll die like a movie star Back den in a nameless bar Found drowned in a bath of blood Off the cliff in a classic car Head shattered on the hood Overdose of wine and food Zen lust got strangled nude Summer fun before the fall Thousand strangers at your funeral I’ll live like I’m a movie star I’ll fly like a movie star I’ll love like a movie star I’ll fuck like a movie star I’ll play like a movie star I’ll crash like a movie star Cough

I know your heart's too crafty To ever get ensnared by a ruse As simple as a noose Interwines of words and chords You're minds made up To make a new start To break my heart To put me in the trash Like a skyline made of ash And there's nothing I can do To get back inside of you Just hold me til I sleep And then you can leave Just hold me til I sleep And then you can leave Just hold me til I sleep And then you can leave Just hold me til I sleep You're the only pill for my heart disease You're the only pill for my heart disease You're the only pill for my heart disease You're the only pill for my heart disease You're the only pill for my heart disease You're the only pill for my heart disease All these teenage fears And teenage tears Can all be wiped away But just a single Pity fuck A pity fuck A pity fuck

The Sun Is Out We got it so hard We could write a memoir We got it so hard We could write a memoir We had it so hard Oh Oh the Sun is Out We nearly got washed away Oh Oh the Sun is Out We made it to another day Oh Oh the Sun is Out You make me want to twist and shout You got me through the winter You got me through cruel April You pulled out all my splinters Grounded up my poison pills So so so I’ll walk barefoot in a blizzard To find you soft warm clothes I’ll dive bloody in the ocean And kick the shark’s wet nose I’ll dance naked down at Wall Street To gets some tips for us to eat I’ll scalp myself to cover Your chemo head from fever And I can’t always say The sun will always shine But I’ll try and I’ll try To keep you safe and dry Feeling like the sun shine, Swimming through the moonshine Sunshine, Swimming through the moonshine Sunshine We had it so hard we could write a memoir We had it so hard we could write a memoir We had it so hard Oh Oh the Sun is Out We nearly got washed away Oh Oh the Sun is Out We made it through another day Oh Oh the Sun is Out You make me want to twist and shout You found me in the gutter And taught me how to breathe You swept away the clutter And deflected the stampede So So So So The house might be on fire Or sinking in a quake All our priceless family heirlooms Might turn out to be fake But that’s not enough to stop me From holding you all night No that’s not enough to stop me From giving you my life And I can’t always say the sun will always shine But I’ll try and I’ll try To keep you safe and dry Feeling like the sunshine, swimming through the moonshine Sunshine This city can be so cold Make you feel used up Make you feel like fool’s gold In a dirty Dixie cup x 6